So excited because I´m gonna go to the high school Of performing arts. I mean I was dying To be a serious actress. Anyway, it´s the first day Of acting class And we´re in the auditorium, And the teacher, Mr. Carp... ohhh Mr. Carp… Anyway, he puts us up on the stage With our legs around each other. One in back of the other And he says: ´Ok we´re gonna do improvisations. Now, you´re on a bobsled, It´s snowing out and it´s cold. OK, GO!´ Every day for a week We will try to feel the motion, Feel the motion down the hill. Every day for a week We will try to hear the wind rush, Hear the wind rush, feel the chill. And I dug right down To the bottom of my soul To see what I had inside. Yes I dug right down To the bottom of my soul And I tried, I tried. And everybody´s going woosh, woosh, I feel the snow, I feel the cold, I feel the air. And Carp turns to me and he says: ´Ok Morales, what did you feel.´ And I said nothing, I´m feeling nothing. And he said: ´Nothing could get a girl transferred´. They all felt something But I felt nothing except the feeling That this bullshit was absurd. But I said to myself: ´Hey it´s only the first week. Maybe it´s genetic. They don´t have bobsleds in San Juan. Second week, more advanced And we had to be a table, Be a sports car, ice cream cold. Mr. Carp, he would say: ´Very good! Except Morales. Try Morales all alone.´´ So I dug right down To the bottom of my soul To see how an ice cream felt. Yes, I dug right down To the bottom of my soul And I tried to melt. The kids yelled nothing, They called me nothing. And Carp allowed it Which really makes me burn. They were so helpful They called me hopeless Until I really didn´t know Where else to turn. And Carp kept saying: ´Morales, I think you should Transfer to girls high. You´ll never be an actress, never.´ Jesus Christ, Went to church praying ´Santa Maria send me guidance, Send me guidance´ on my knees. Went to church praying ´Santa Maria help me feel it, Help me feel it, pretty please´. And a voice from down Of the bottom of my soul Came up to the top of my head. And a voice from down Of the bottom of my soul, Hear is what it said. ´This man is nothing. This course is nothing. If you want something Go find a better class. And when you find one You´ll be an actress. ´And I assure you That´s what finally came to pass. Six months later I heard that Carp had died, And I dug right down To the bottom of my soul, And I cried cause I felt nothing. I mean I didn´t want him to die Or anything but... The summer I turned 15 I lied about my age so I could join AGWA, you know, The Night Club Union cause I could make sixty dollars a day Working in the strip joints Outside the Kansas City. I worked at this one club For about eight weeks straight And I really became friendly With a stripper. Her name was Lola Latorse... ohhh... And her dynamic twin fourtyfour`s´. Well, she really took to me, I mean, We did share the only dressing room And she did a lot of dressing. Anyway, she used to come And pick me up and drive me to work nights. Well, the neighbours Would all be hanging outside their windows And she drive a fander Big, pink Cadillac convertible... And smile… And then I come tripping out Of my house with my little tuxedo On and my tabs usually in my hand And we just take off along The block with her waving red hair. Just blowing in a wind. Why do I pay for all these lessons, Dance for grandma, dance for grandma, My God its Steve McQuinn’s real sexy. But today out Steve McQuinn in Hang on! You can’t go to the movies Until you’re clean with your homework. Wash the car! Stop picking your nose! Poor darling you´re not old enough To wear a bra. You´ve got nothing to hold it up. Blotch in the bathroom with Peyton Place. Tits, when am I gonna grow tits. If tried harder You could be a movie star Then I could be a movie star. Well, when guys from the block Saw Lola they all wanted to know What the story was. So I told them about This big, hot, heavy romance We were having, But actually she was going out With this... Little brat. That´s what my sister was, A little brat. And that´s why I shaved your head. I´m glad I shaved your head. But then my father lost his job, So we had to leave El Paso And we wound up in St. Louie, Missouri. (Well.) It was the furthest thing From my mind to be a dancer, But my mother would embarrass Me so when she´d come to pick me up At school with all those great big yellow rollers In her hair no matter how much I begged her and she´d say: "What are you, ashamed of you own mother" But the thing that made my daddy laugh So much was when I used to jump And dance around the living room...