Today I don´t feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed. Don´t feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone, ´Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything. I´m gonna kick my feet up And stare at the fan, Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants, Nobodys gon´ tell me I can´t. I´ll be lying on the couch Just chillin´ in my snuggie, Click to MTV So they can teach me how to dougie. Cause in my castle I´m the freakin man. Oh, yes I said it, I said it, I said it ´cause I can. Today I don´t feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed. Don´t feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone, ´Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything. Nothing at all, Ooh hoo, ooh hoo, Hoo ooh ooh. Nothing at all, Ooh hoo, ooh hoo, Hoo ooh ooh. Tomorrow I´ll wake up do some P90X, Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex. And she´s gonna scream out: this is great, Yeah. I might mess around and get my college degree. I bet my old man would be so proud of me, But sorry paps, you´ll just have to wait. Oh, yes I said it, I said it, I said it ´cause I can. Today I don´t feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed. Don´t feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone, ´Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything. No I ain´t gonna comb my hair, ´Cause I ain´t going anywhere. No no no no no no no no no no. I´ll just strut in my birthday suit, And let everything hang loose. Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Ohh. Today I don´t feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed. Don´t feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone, ´Cause today I swear I´m not doing anything. Nothing at all, Ooh hoo, ooh hoo, Hoo ooh ooh. Nothing at all, Ooh hoo, ooh hoo, Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all.